Patisserie · Isleworth, London
Joseph's Patisserie Menu & Prices
Planning what to order at Joseph's Patisserie? This menu gathers the bakes you are most likely to find at a patisserie like this, with indicative prices for 2026.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by Joseph's Patisserie. Always ask staff about allergens.
Pâtisserie Individuelle
- Saint-HonoréV £5.85 Puff pastry base topped with caramel-dipped choux and light Chiboust cream.
- FraisierVN £6.60 Genoise sponge, fresh strawberries and crème mousseline topped with marzipan.
- Tarte Tatin sliceV £5.40 Caramelised upside-down apple tart on buttery puff pastry, served with crème fraîche.
- Éclair au chocolatPopularV £5.55 Choux finger filled with rich chocolate crème pâtissière and glossy fondant.
- Tarte au citronPopularV £6.45 Crisp pâte sucrée filled with sharp lemon curd and finished with torched meringue.
- Paris-BrestPopularVN £6.20 Ring of choux pastry filled with praline mousseline and dusted with icing sugar.
- Tarte aux fraisesV £5.70 Sweet pastry case with vanilla crème pâtissière and glazed fresh strawberries.
Macarons & Petits Fours
- FlorentinesVNGF £2.55 Crisp almond and candied-peel discs set on a layer of dark chocolate.
- Pâte de fruitsVGFDF £7.15 Intensely fruity jellied sweets rolled in sugar, sold by the bag.
- Macarons (box of 6)PopularVGFN £11.00 Assorted almond macarons with smooth shells and ganache or buttercream fillings.
- Canelé de BordeauxV £3.65 Caramelised fluted cake with a custardy rum and vanilla centre.
- FinancierVN £2.50 Little almond and brown butter cake with a golden crust and moist middle.
- Single macaronPopularVGFN £2.05 One delicate almond meringue shell in a seasonal flavour such as pistachio or raspberry.
- Madeleines (bag of 6)V £6.55 Shell-shaped sponge cakes scented with lemon zest and honey.
- Chocolate truffles (box of 9)VGF £13.00 Hand-rolled dark chocolate ganache truffles dusted with cocoa.
Viennoiserie
- Croissant aux amandesVN £3.35 Syrup-soaked croissant filled with almond cream and baked with flaked almonds.
- Brioche feuilletéeV £3.45 Buttery laminated brioche with feathery layers and a light sugar glaze.
- Escargot aux raisinsV £3.35 Snail-shaped pastry rolled with crème pâtissière and plump raisins.
- Croissant au beurrePopularV £3.60 Classic French croissant made with AOP butter for distinct, crisp layers.
- Pain au chocolatPopularV £3.95 Laminated dough wrapped around dark chocolate batons and baked until glossy.
- Croissant aux pistachesVN £4.25 Croissant filled with pistachio cream and finished with chopped pistachios.
- Kouign-amannV £3.40 Breton pastry of caramelised butter and sugar layers with a crackly crust.
- Chausson aux pommesV £4.00 Puff pastry turnover with a soft, lightly spiced apple compote filling.
Gâteaux Entiers
- Tarte au citron (serves 8)PopularV £32.00 Large lemon tart with a crisp sweet pastry and Italian meringue peaks.
- Galette des rois (January)VN £28.00 Puff pastry pie filled with frangipane, complete with a hidden fève and crown.
- Tarte aux fruits (serves 8)V £28.50 Large crème pâtissière tart crowned with glazed seasonal fruits.
- Bûche de Noël (seasonal)V £43.00 Rolled chocolate sponge filled with ganache and decorated as a festive log.
- Entremets chocolat (serves 6)PopularVN £28.50 Layered dark chocolate mousse cake with a crunchy praline base and mirror glaze.
- Croquembouche (to order)V £139.50 Tower of cream-filled choux bound with spun caramel for celebrations.
Boissons
- Thé à la mentheVVGGF £3.75 Fresh mint leaves steeped in hot water, lightly sweetened if you like.
- Café crèmePopularVGF £3.60 Smooth espresso topped with hot, lightly frothed milk in the French style.
- EspressoPopularVVGGF £2.30 Short, intense shot of espresso pulled from freshly ground beans.
- Chocolat chaudVGF £4.05 Thick, velvety hot chocolate made with melted dark chocolate and whole milk.
- Iced latteVGF £3.70 Double espresso poured over ice and cold milk for a refreshing pick-me-up.
- Citron presséVVGGF £3.35 Freshly squeezed lemon juice served with sparkling water and sugar syrup.
Ordering tips for Joseph's Patisserie
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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